1 00:00:06,613 --> 00:00:10,288 The space: There seems to be no end to it. 2 00:00:10,693 --> 00:00:15,289 But the end begins throwing barrels at a gorilla. 3 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:21,763 And so the game is played. 4 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:24,128 It doesn't make any sense to you at all. 5 00:00:24,293 --> 00:00:28,491 There's a pizza waiting here, Fry. Now hurry up. 6 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:31,121 Don't tip the pizza delivery person. 7 00:00:38,493 --> 00:00:40,848 Michelle, sweetheart. Where are you going? 8 00:00:41,013 --> 00:00:46,246 It's not going to work out for us, Fry. I left your stuff on the sidewalk. 9 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,973 I hate my life I hate my life... 10 00:00:51,853 --> 00:00:54,242 doomsayers moderately optimistic 11 00:00:57,813 --> 00:00:59,804 Happy New Year. 12 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:07,052 cryogenic substances no power outages since 1997 13 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 Promote your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 14 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:22,653 Hello, I have a pizza for this... Y.S. deVries? 15 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:28,646 I had thought I was the one would do these kinds of jokes. 16 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:34,524 Here's to another thousand wasted years. 17 00:01:35,733 --> 00:01:39,169 Ten, nine, eight... 18 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,563 seven, six... 19 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:43,928 five, four... 20 00:01:44,093 --> 00:01:46,288 three, two... 21 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:49,251 one. 22 00:01:54,613 --> 00:01:57,047 What do we get... 23 00:02:46,693 --> 00:02:49,127 Good heavens. This is the future. 24 00:02:49,293 --> 00:02:54,321 My parents, my colleagues, my girlfriend. 25 00:02:54,493 --> 00:02:57,530 I'll never see that again. 26 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,009 Space Pilot 3000 27 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:35,650 Welcome to the world of tomorrow. 28 00:03:35,813 --> 00:03:40,967 Why do you always say it like that? - Never heard of drama? 29 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:44,364 Follow me. Your destiny awaits. 30 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:46,728 allocator destinies 31 00:03:47,893 --> 00:03:50,248 Have a nice future. 32 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:52,529 Crazy. Just like in Star Trek. 33 00:03:52,693 --> 00:03:55,161 Good afternoon, sir. 34 00:03:58,533 --> 00:04:01,001 Name? -Fry. 35 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:05,689 I'm Leela. It's New Year's Eve, so let's get this over with quickly. 36 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:10,210 Can I ask a question? - As long as it's not about my eye. 37 00:04:10,373 --> 00:04:15,163 Is it about my eye? Just bring up that question. 38 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:19,008 What's wrong with your eye? - I'm an alien. 39 00:04:19,173 --> 00:04:22,245 Crazy, I say. Has your kind took over the world? 40 00:04:22,413 --> 00:04:24,449 No, I just work here. 41 00:04:24,613 --> 00:04:27,446 fortunately 3000 42 00:04:27,613 --> 00:04:29,968 Wait a minute. Is that date correct? 43 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:33,409 Yes, it is December 31, 2999. 44 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,849 Good heavens, a million years. 45 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:39,732 You must be very upset. 46 00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:45,889 Strangely enough, I'm actually happy. I had nothing left to live for. 47 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:52,049 I had no money, a stupid job and... I think my girlfriend cheated on me. 48 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:56,923 Here you will be treated with respect. Undress and lie there. 49 00:05:06,213 --> 00:05:09,762 There is another relative of yours alive. 50 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:12,242 It's your backside... 51 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:15,610 great-great-grandnephew. - Crazy. 52 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:20,483 What's the little guy's name? -Professor Hubert Farnsworth. 53 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,805 I am the luckiest person of the entire future. 54 00:05:24,973 --> 00:05:29,888 I got a second chance, and this time I'm going to make something of it. 55 00:05:30,053 --> 00:05:32,851 What is that? - Your permanent career assignment. 56 00:05:33,013 --> 00:05:36,369 Bellboy? No, not again. 57 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:42,130 Please give me something else. - Hands to yourself. You have no choice. 58 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:47,003 And if I refuse? - Then you get the bag. Over your head. 59 00:05:47,173 --> 00:05:53,726 But I don't like the job. - Bad luck. That happens so much. 60 00:05:53,893 --> 00:05:58,125 You do what you have to do. Extend your hand. 61 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:02,525 I'm going to implant your career chip. Then you'll be an errand boy forever. 62 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:05,571 Get away with that thing. 63 00:06:11,573 --> 00:06:14,724 Stand still. I see almost no depth. 64 00:06:20,973 --> 00:06:24,090 I count to five and then you open that door. One... 65 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:28,492 See you in a thousand years then. 66 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,649 You like me here to be grateful for. 67 00:07:07,013 --> 00:07:11,131 Radio City Mutant Hall. - Cool. 68 00:07:11,293 --> 00:07:13,682 Crosstown Express? 69 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:40,249 Stupid tourist. 70 00:07:45,413 --> 00:07:49,042 A telephone booth. I can call my cousin here. 71 00:07:51,973 --> 00:07:57,206 Hey, a real robot. Or sometimes it is some retarded costume? 72 00:07:57,373 --> 00:08:01,491 You can lick my shiny ass. - I don't think it's that shiny otherwise. 73 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:04,565 It shines more than yours, meatball. 74 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:10,525 suicide cell 75 00:08:21,813 --> 00:08:27,171 Hey, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Maybe we can do it together for the same price. 76 00:08:29,013 --> 00:08:34,133 Make your choice now: Quick and painless or slow and gruesome. 77 00:08:34,293 --> 00:08:36,727 I would like to request a number. 78 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:41,091 You chose slow and gruesome. - Great choice, you know. 79 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:46,042 Come on, baby. 80 00:08:49,893 --> 00:08:53,488 Come on, say. Are you still going to kill me? or what about that? 81 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:57,328 Benger is the name by the way. - Help. What's happening? 82 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:05,410 You are dead. Thank you on behalf of the Suicide Express... 83 00:09:05,573 --> 00:09:09,851 the most commonly used suicide cell in America since 2008. 84 00:09:10,773 --> 00:09:13,685 What a deceit. 85 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:18,051 I had no further plans for it today. Come on, let's get drunk. 86 00:09:22,453 --> 00:09:25,047 Two, three... 87 00:09:25,213 --> 00:09:30,003 Welcome to the world of tomorrow. - Shut up, Terry. 88 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:35,088 This isn't possible, Leela. You need Mr. Fry track him down and implant his chip. 89 00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:40,452 He just doesn't want an errand boy become. I'd rather not force him. 90 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,411 That's your job whether you like it or not. 91 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:46,883 And I gotta let you do your job whether I like it or not. 92 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,851 By the way, I think that's a coincidence very nice. 93 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:52,049 And now to work. 94 00:09:54,773 --> 00:09:56,684 Life is beautiful. 95 00:09:56,853 --> 00:09:58,525 happy new year 96 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:08,086 Why does a robot have to drink? - You don't have to. I can stop like this. 97 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:14,251 So you're an errand boy, huh? That's just as bad as my job. 98 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:19,567 Real? What do you do then, Bender? - I'm a bender. I bend girders. 99 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:23,851 And are you any good at that? - Good? I was the very best. 100 00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:29,645 I bent those beams in all corners. Thirty degrees, thirty-two degrees... 101 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,531 thirty-one, you name it. 102 00:10:31,693 --> 00:10:35,447 But I couldn't live anymore then I knew what those beams were for. 103 00:10:35,613 --> 00:10:39,083 Then what for? - Suicide cells. 104 00:10:39,253 --> 00:10:42,962 Nice to meet you, Fry. Now I'm going to kill myself. 105 00:10:43,173 --> 00:10:48,805 Guard. You're my only friend. - Do you really want a robot as a friend? 106 00:10:48,973 --> 00:10:50,884 Yes, since I was six. 107 00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:55,524 Okay then. But I don't want them think we are robosexuals. 108 00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:59,083 So you are so-called my programmer. 109 00:10:59,253 --> 00:11:02,006 No, huh? There you have the Cyclops. 110 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:06,564 Don't look. - I'm not looking either. 111 00:11:11,813 --> 00:11:17,012 Agent 1b-Dl calls for reinforcements. - We'll be there in five minutes. 112 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,608 We can hide here. Admission is free on Tuesdays. 113 00:11:28,893 --> 00:11:32,886 Welcome to the Head Museum. I'm Leonard Nimoy. 114 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:36,045 Spock? Do just like before with your hands. 115 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,249 I don't do that anymore these days. 116 00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:44,648 How do you spend your days? - We share our wisdom with others. 117 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:49,250 It is a quiet, dignified existence. - Feeding time. 118 00:12:05,653 --> 00:12:09,441 I'm sorry, Fry. I need to implant that career chip. 119 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:11,763 If you're sorry, then why are you doing it? 120 00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:14,925 Because it's my job. You do what you have to do. 121 00:12:15,093 --> 00:12:16,765 US presidents 122 00:12:18,653 --> 00:12:20,291 Watch out. 123 00:12:22,053 --> 00:12:25,932 I've had it with you. I'm putting you on the blacklist. 124 00:12:27,853 --> 00:12:32,768 Stop it. Af. Bad president. - Let go of that head immediately. 125 00:12:34,693 --> 00:12:38,766 I'm going to give that loser a good go give it a shot. 126 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:44,968 Officers, you're all set not to use violence. 127 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:48,205 We'll decide that, halfwit. 128 00:12:49,573 --> 00:12:53,202 Let him. He's just a poor boy from the silly era. 129 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:58,606 Keep your big nose out of it, eyeball. - Big nose? Now you've gone too far. 130 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,012 criminals 131 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:09,843 Damn. 132 00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:14,609 You lost your self-control. - That's our job. We are agents. 133 00:13:14,773 --> 00:13:18,686 You know the law, right? You gotta do what you gotta do. 134 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,163 We are trapped. 135 00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:32,048 Wait a minute, you're a bender, right? You just have to bend the bars. 136 00:13:32,213 --> 00:13:38,448 I'm programmed to be alone constructive purposes. 137 00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:43,084 If they program you to go from a jump a bridge, do you do that too? 138 00:13:43,253 --> 00:13:48,202 I'll have to check that out. Yes. - Open that door. 139 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:53,891 You have to make your own decision. That's what distinguishes people and robots... 140 00:13:54,053 --> 00:13:59,047 of animals and animal robots. - What a fool, Fry. 141 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,086 You convinced me, Fry. 142 00:14:08,893 --> 00:14:12,124 Come on, Bender. You can do it. - I can't. 143 00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:15,683 I can't get it done. 144 00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:19,684 You were right, Fry. 145 00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:24,369 From now on I'll just bend a little and who I want and in my own way. 146 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:27,331 I can't be stopped anymore. 147 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,242 How did you do that? 148 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:46,723 Guard. - No, thank you. 149 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:54,368 One of the two of us will have to bend that grid. 150 00:15:05,053 --> 00:15:08,125 Great mercy. What is this? 151 00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:13,606 Those are the remains of it old New York. Welcome home, friend. 152 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:21,603 This brings back a lot of memories. - As long as you keep them to yourself. 153 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:26,563 This is where I spoke for the first time with my girlfriend. 154 00:15:34,813 --> 00:15:40,251 Good heavens, she's dead. Everyone that I ever knew is dead. 155 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:43,405 I see someone there who knows you. 156 00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:47,282 Just leave me alone. It's bad enough as it is. 157 00:15:47,453 --> 00:15:52,049 I know it's little consolation is, but I know how you feel. 158 00:15:52,213 --> 00:15:56,525 I have no house, no family... - No friends. 159 00:15:56,693 --> 00:16:01,892 My whole world is gone. You can't understand how lonely I feel. 160 00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:07,047 Yes. I'm the only one-eyed one alien on this planet. 161 00:16:07,213 --> 00:16:12,082 My parents left me here. I I don't even know where I come from. 162 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,051 I know what it feels like to be lonely. 163 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:21,805 I don't understand anything about this world, but apparently you do. 164 00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:26,763 If you think I'm an errand boy should be, then so be it. 165 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:37,292 Your chip? What are you doing? 166 00:16:37,453 --> 00:16:41,526 I'm resigning. I've always wanted to do that. 167 00:16:41,693 --> 00:16:45,811 I just never realized it. Until I met you. 168 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:52,843 What do you have again? - I wanted to share in the moment. 169 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,403 He stole my ring. - Sorry. 170 00:16:56,573 --> 00:17:00,168 The mystery of the missing ring has also been resolved. 171 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,643 We should drink to that. 172 00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:07,647 I don't want to be unpleasant, but we none of them have jobs anymore. 173 00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:09,610 We can't go anywhere. 174 00:17:09,773 --> 00:17:14,483 Guard. I have another old relative that we can pick bare. 175 00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:19,644 I'm the head of Dick Clark. 176 00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:24,011 Welcome to this swinging evening with which we usher in the year 3000. 177 00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:33,212 Who are you? - I am your dear Uncle Fry. 178 00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:37,048 I don't have an Uncle Fry at all. - Well, now. 179 00:17:40,013 --> 00:17:43,005 Dear heavens, I am indeed your cousin. 180 00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:45,562 This is really unbelievable. 181 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:48,691 Do you have some money for us? - No, sir. Save me. 182 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:51,925 I will you give a tour. 183 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:58,248 That's my lab table, this is my stool, and that is my spaceship. 184 00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:02,042 And in this drawer I keep several pieces of cord. 185 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:07,132 A real spaceship. - I designed it myself. 186 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:11,844 I'll give you some pieces of cord show which I used. 187 00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:15,369 Attention, leavers. Go outside with your hands up. 188 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:19,003 You are partially surrounded. - No. 189 00:18:20,053 --> 00:18:22,169 Grab those slobs. 190 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,723 We're there. - Can't we leave with the ship? 191 00:18:25,893 --> 00:18:31,604 Technically it is possible. Even though I'm already wearing my pajamas. 192 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:39,522 Let me just do this for a moment. 193 00:18:44,853 --> 00:18:50,371 Is there anyone who can switch? - Me, but don't reverse park. 194 00:18:57,493 --> 00:19:01,327 When they take off, shoot them for their thunder with your laser gun. 195 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,488 Ready to take off. Ten... 196 00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:08,928 Nine. - Eight. 197 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:11,482 Seven. - Six. 198 00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:13,848 Five. - Four. 199 00:19:14,013 --> 00:19:16,163 Three. - Two. 200 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,972 One. - Launch. 201 00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:28,368 To shoot. 202 00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:33,286 I don't see a damn thing. But it is beautiful. 203 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:49,004 Now we are fugitives forever. - That's not necessary. 204 00:19:49,173 --> 00:19:54,008 How would you like it? to become my new crew? 205 00:19:54,173 --> 00:19:56,892 Then what's with the old crew happened? 206 00:19:57,053 --> 00:20:02,525 That poor... It doesn't matter. I need a new crew. 207 00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:07,767 Are you interested? - Yes. That's the job of my dreams. 208 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:12,006 Thanks for the offer, but we don't have the career chips for it. 209 00:20:12,173 --> 00:20:17,850 No problem. I have the chips from the previous crew. 210 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:20,652 stomach contents of a space wasp 211 00:20:20,813 --> 00:20:26,365 Are we going to kill monsters and women want to get acquainted with love? 212 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:30,082 Sure. If you transport freight want to describe it that way. 213 00:20:30,253 --> 00:20:33,529 I have a small business to finance my research. 214 00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,684 And what will my work be then? 215 00:20:35,853 --> 00:20:41,644 You must ensure that the freight reaches its final destination. 216 00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:46,045 So I'm going to be an errand boy? - Precisely. 217 00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:50,847 Yippie, I'm an errand boy.